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kobe 发表于 2014-1-14 21:00

[1-15]英语笑话:A Fall Into the Pit,Not Gain In the Wit

[align=center][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#ff0000][b]A Fall Into the Pit,Not Gain In the Wit (吃一堑,不长一智)[/b][/color][/size][/font][/align]
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A policeman escorted(押送,护送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]the recidivist(惯犯) put forward to buy a of pack cigarette. The policeman pondered (长时间考虑,深思)over:You seized the chance to escape last time like so. Hum, Cut it out(少来这一套). [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Therefore he said to the prisoner:" You wait here, I go to buy." While coming back, he found the repeater(惯犯) missing still.[/size][/font][/color]

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kobe 发表于 2014-1-14 21:00

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个警察押着一个惯犯来到一个小山村。见村头有家杂货店,犯人提出要进去买包香烟。警察想:你上次就是这样借机逃跑的,哼,少来这一套。于是,他对犯人说:“你在这等着,我进去买。”回来时,犯人还是不见了。[/font][/color]

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