[1-17]英语笑话:老夫妻吵架
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] An Old Couple's Quarrel [/size][/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#000000][/color][/size][/font]
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[/color][/size][/font][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court." [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "I'm willing," said the other. [/size][/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#000000]
[/color][/size][/font][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"I'll law you to the Supreme Court." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "I'll be there." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "And I'll law the hell!" [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "My attorney will be there," was the calm reply. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵，一直闹到地方法官那里。败诉的一方以一种临战的姿态冲着对方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。” “愿意奉陪。”另一个说。 “我要到最高法院去告你。” “我也陪你。” “我还要到地狱去告你。” “我的代理人会奉陪的。”对方平静的说。[/font][/color]
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