[2-19]英语笑话:Go Barefoot 光着脚去
[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5][b]In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard.[/b][/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5][/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5][b] I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: Go barefoot.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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[font=微软雅黑][size=5] [color=#000]中学的时候，我对自己的高度非常敏感。一次，一位救生员约我出去。事实上，我从未和他并肩站过，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚，我拿出两双鞋，一双高跟，一双平跟。我安排哥哥去开门，让他和救生员比比高度，再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。门铃响了，我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息：你可以光着脚去约会。[/color][/size][/font]
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