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kobe 发表于 2014-2-23 22:22

[2-24]英语笑话:Fast Asleep 睡大觉

[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him [/color][color=#000]fast asleep(熟睡的)[/color][color=#000]. [/color][/size][/font][font=Verdana][size=5]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]Rather than wake him, [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."[/color][/size][/font]
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kobe 发表于 2014-2-23 22:22

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[size=5]  [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现,他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他,老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。“睡觉时”,条上写着,“你是我的员工,醒来你就不是了。” [/font][/color][/size]

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