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kobe 发表于 2014-2-25 23:03

[2-26]英语笑话:The Umbrella 雨伞

[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. [/size][/font][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=5]I shall be back in ten minutes."


When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,


"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."[/size][/font]

kobe 发表于 2014-2-25 23:03

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里,不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片,上面写道,[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]我将在十分钟内回来。[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]当他回来时,发现雨伞已经不翼而飞,取而代之的是另一张卡片,[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]上面写着:“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的,我将永远不回来了。” [/font][/color]

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