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kobe 发表于 2014-2-27 23:01

[2-28]英语冷笑话:六还是十二

[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]A blonde went into a pizza [/color][b]parlor(客厅,会客室)[/b][color=#000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Verdana][size=5]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I could ever eat twelve.[/color][/size][/font]
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kobe 发表于 2014-2-27 23:01

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[b][size=5]   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店,她说想要一个中比萨,店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。[/font][/color][/size][/b][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#000000]
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[/color][/size][/font][b][size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]噢,天啊,请帮我切成六块。[/font][/color][/size][/b]
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[b][size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]女郎说,我可不认为我可以吃得下十二块。[/font][/color][/size][/b]

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