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kobe 发表于 2014-3-6 21:28

[3-7]英语笑话:An old woman went to a supermarket 老太太逛超市

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[font=Verdana][size=6][color=#000] She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave her trouble and she felt a sharp pain. [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=6][color=#000]So she just shrieked, "Ah....", the way you do when you see a mouse in the kitchen. [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=6][color=#000]And the seller at the counter said, "Wow, if you think the tomatoes are expensive, [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=6][color=#000]you should see the price of the [/color][b]zucchini(绿皮西葫芦)[/b][color=#000]."[/color][/size][/font]
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kobe 发表于 2014-3-6 21:32

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[size=5]   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]有一位老太太去超市,走到放蕃茄或是豆腐之类的地方, 她弯下腰想挑些蕃茄或豆腐什么的,但是因为年纪大了, 就在她弯腰的时候,突然感到脊椎一阵剧痛,所以就尖叫了起来, 就像你们在厨房看到老鼠一样。柜台的店员就说: “哇!如果你嫌蕃茄太贵的话,应该去看看小胡瓜的价格。”[/font][/color][/size]

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