[3-14]英语笑话:Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]A small crowd immediately gathers around him.[/size][/font][/color]
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[font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. [/size][/font]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Give him a heart massage, " says someone else."No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Call an ambulance," yells another person."A brandy!" The man suddenly si[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]ts up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"[/size][/font][/color] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1061322&ptid=615622]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻围了上去。“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士建议。“给他一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“不，还是给他一些白兰地，”那位女士坚持说。“还是叫一辆救护车吧。” 有人叫道。“一杯白兰地。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]这时地上的那个人坐了起来，嚷着，“都闭嘴，就照那位好心的太太说得去做！”[/font][/color] ？ [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1061585&ptid=615622]3#[/url] [i]小陶子[/i] [/b]
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