[3-18]英语笑话:Buying a hat 买帽子
[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. [/color][color=#000]You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" [/color][/size][/font]
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[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]the lady took off her hat at once and said: [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]"I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她："你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁！"[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看！"[/font][/color]
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