[3-19]英语笑话:Talking clock 会说话的钟
[p=30, 2, center][b][size=6]Talking clock[/size][/b][/p][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den（私室，贼窝） . [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] What is the big brass gong（锣） and hammer for? one of his friends asked. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]It's two o'clock in the morning![/size][/font][/color]
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[b]会说话的钟[/b][/size][/align]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？他的一个朋友问他。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟，学生回答。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]这钟怎么工作的，他的朋友问。看着，别眨眼了，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！[/font][/color]
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