[3-20]英语笑话:Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭
[p=30, 2, center][b][size=5]Friend for Dinner[/size][/b][/p][font=Verdana][size=4]Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. [/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=4]What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal![/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=4]I know all that. [/size][/font][font=Verdana][size=4]Then why did you invite a friend for supper? [/size][/font]
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[font=Verdana][size=4]Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.[/size][/font]
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[b]请朋友吃饭[/b]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“这些我全都知道。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？” “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”[/font][/color]
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