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beiju 发表于 2010-5-24 16:39

5月24日笑口常开:why did the man close his eye?

:qq72] read the joke carefully and then answer why does the man close his eye to gain the score.

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

星期一 发表于 2010-5-24 18:37

He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

liuyongle304 发表于 2010-5-24 21:35

He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

ws02319198 发表于 2010-5-25 09:11

He don't want to give up the seat to those wonmen.

龙爱坤 发表于 2010-5-25 22:38

:lol

小黄毛 发表于 2010-6-11 14:05

so clever

南岳之灵 发表于 2010-6-15 22:45

What  a no quality man !

雪凝 发表于 2010-6-24 14:07

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He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

happygirlxia 发表于 2010-6-28 22:05

He is not a gentle man.

sarahking 发表于 2010-8-19 17:35

he isn't a gentleman

小然851011 发表于 2010-8-29 17:57

Plugging one's ears while stealing a bell

winniezhan 发表于 2010-8-29 18:53

当一群女人上了车,所以有座位都坐满了。带头的那个发现一个像睡着了的男人,她担心他会坐过站。推了他一下说:“先生,醒醒。”
男人回答:“我没有睡着。”
“没有睡着?那为什么你闭着眼睛?”
“我知道,我讨厌在这么挤的车上看到一个女人坐站在我旁边。”

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