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kobe 发表于 2014-4-10 22:27

[4-11]英语笑话:模仿 Imitation

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]    A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"You'd be all right if you had something in it."[/size][/font][/color]
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kobe 发表于 2014-4-10 22:27

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“来,坐下,吃点点心,”妈妈说,“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。 “你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]他那聪明的儿子说,“里面装点东西,就会好的。”[/font][/color]

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