[4-20]英语笑话:搞错了
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened." "Done!" said the American.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. "Where are the others?" asked a medic.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。” “成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。 “其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。 “我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”[/font][/color]
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