[4-23]英语笑话:坏消息和可怕的消息 The Bad News andthe Terrible News
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[p=30, 2, center][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=4]Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. [/size][/font][/color][/p]
[p=30, 2, center][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=4]"Give me the bad news first." [/size][/font][/color][/p]
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[p=30, 2, center][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=4]"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." [/size][/font][/color][/p]
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[p=30, 2, center][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=4]"That's the bad news?" asked Michael incredulously. [/size][/font][/color][/p]
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[p=30, 2, center][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=4]"I can't wait to hear the terrible news." [/size][/font][/color][/p]
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[p=30, 2, center][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=4]"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."[/size][/font][/color][/p]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]迈克尔坐在律师的办公室里。“您想先知道坏消息还是可怕的消息？”[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]律师问。 [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“先告诉我坏消息吧。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“您的妻子发现了一张价值５０万美元的照片。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “那就是坏消息？”迈克尔满腹怀疑，“我要等不及听那个可怕的消息了。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “那可怕的消息就是那是一张您和秘书的照片。”[/font][/color]
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