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kobe 发表于 2014-5-4 22:35

[5-5]英语笑话:巧合 Coincidence

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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] [size=5] A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"What a terrible [/size][/font][/color][size=5][font=宋体, arial][color=#1f3a87]voice[/color][/font][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]!" he said. [/font][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife." [/font][/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her [/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#1f3a87]voice[/color][/font][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] is not bad, but the song is very bad. [/font][/color][/size][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]I wonder who wrote that awful song." [/font][/color]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"I did." was the answer.[/font][/color][/size]
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kobe 发表于 2014-5-4 22:35

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道: “多难听的嗓音!”他说,“你知道她是谁吗?” “知道,”男士回答,“她是我太太。” “噢,请你原谅。”客人说,“当然,她的嗓音并不坏,但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。” “是我。”男士回答道。[/font][/color]

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