[5-16]英语笑话:是哪两个词？ What Are The Two Words？
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]“My dear，” said the old lady，“I wish you would do something for me．[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’．[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Would you promise me that？ “Why，sure，Granny，”said the girl．“What are the two words？”[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。“我亲爱的，”老夫人说：“我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘讨厌的’，另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗？” “噢，当然，奶奶。”女孩说：“是哪两个词？”[/font][/color]
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