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kobe 发表于 2014-5-19 21:14

[5-20]英语笑话:青蛙 Frog

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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." [/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2014-5-19 21:15

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]老师正在给学生上生物课:“现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:“真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。”[/font][/color]

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