[5-29]英语笑话:Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子
[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5] When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]"All right, you two," I said sternly. [/size][/font][/color]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]"[/color][color=#000]No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." [/color][/size][/font]
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[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”[/font][/color]
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