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kobe 发表于 2014-6-1 23:54

[6-2]英语笑话:You May Select(可以选择)

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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6]   The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6] One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"  [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6] The wife said, "You may select the dish today." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6] The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"  [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6] "Cabbage."  [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6] "The others?"  [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6] "None." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6]  "Then how to select?" [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6]  "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.[/size][/font][/color]

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kobe 发表于 2014-6-1 23:55

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1075398&ptid=624076]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]


   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。  [/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
[/color][/font][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?”  [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。”   丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?”  [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “炒白菜。”   “还有呢?”  [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “没了。”   “那你要我怎么选呢?”  [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。[/font][/color]

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