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kobe 发表于 2014-6-8 23:23

[6-9]英语笑话:An Excellent Scheme(妙计)

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle, but my family thought it was too dangerous.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] My wife said, "Why don't you start flying again?"[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]  The next day, as I showed a businessman around the airport, he looked longingly at the planes.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]" I used to take flying lessons, but my wife made quit," he lamented. "She said it was dangerous.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   "Tell her you want to get a motorcycle," I advised. My newfound friend has now earned his pilot's license.[/size][/font][/color]
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kobe 发表于 2014-6-8 23:24

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]做了二十年的飞行员后,我成为一名机场管理人员。不久,我就发现压力向我袭来。我需要放松,于是想买一辆摩托,但我的家人认为那玩艺儿太危险了。我妻子说:“何不再度开始飞行呢?”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]   第二天,我带领一个商人参观机场时,他渴望地望着那些飞机。   “我过去经常参加飞行方面的[/font][/color][url=http://www.hxen.com/]学习[/url][color=#000][font=宋体, arial],但我太太硬是让我放弃掉,”他惋惜道,“她说那有危险。”   “告诉她你想买一辆摩托,”我建议道。我这位新朋友现在已经拿到飞行执照。[/font][/color]

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