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kobe 发表于 2014-6-17 23:50

[6-18]英语小笑话:Imitation 模仿

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[font=Verdana][size=5][align=center][color=#000000]Imitation 模仿[/color][/align]
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[color=#000000]   A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. [/color][/size][/font][color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]   It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=Verdana][size=5]   That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.[/size][/font][/color]
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kobe 发表于 2014-6-17 23:51

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]吃点东西就会好的。一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。[/font][/color]




[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,他那聪明的儿子说,里面装点东西,就会好的。[/font][/color]

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