[7-2]双语笑话:吝啬鬼请客
[p=23, 2, left][font=微软雅黑][size=5]The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=微软雅黑][size=5][/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=微软雅黑][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=微软雅黑][size=5]"Why use my elbow and foot?"[/size][/font][/p]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=微软雅黑][size=5]"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=微软雅黑][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left]“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。[/p]
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