[7-3]英语笑话:长寿秘诀
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[/size][/b][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]Twenty-six.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。[/size][/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
[/color][/font][p=23, 2, left]我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]二十六。[/p]
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