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kobe 发表于 2014-7-7 20:20

[7-7]英文笑话:老虎来了 When a Tiger comes

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[align=center][p=23, 2, left][size=5]Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2014-7-7 20:20

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]老虎来了[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left]两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?

他的朋友回答道:我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。[/p]

小陶子 发表于 2014-7-8 09:53

the another guy is a silly person.:P

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