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kobe 发表于 2014-7-10 23:56

[7-11]英语笑话:中间战术 Midway Tactics

[p=23, 2, center][size=6]Midway Tactics[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=6]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains![/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts![/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2014-7-10 23:56

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]中间战术[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left]三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。[/p][p=23, 2, left]右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:大减价!特便宜![/p][p=23, 2, left]左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:大砍价!大折扣![/p][p=23, 2, left]中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:入口处。[/p]

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