[7-15]英语笑话:理应如此
[p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5] [/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5] As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scent," I said, making conversation.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5][/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5] "Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5] Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, it's kind of fitting," she explained, surveying the damage. "That's exactly how the relationship went.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]作为俄亥俄州代顿大学的一名新生，我急于给我的新宿舍同伴留个好印象。我到了寝室，看到她正在往身上洒香水。“香味真浓哇。”我说，想和她搭起话来。[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left] “谢了，我男朋友送的，来，洒些试试。”她说着把瓶子递给我。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] 不幸的是，我还没抓牢，她就松手了，玻璃瓶在瓷砖地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘，我刚想道歉，她就打断了我。“事实上，应该如此。” 她解释道，查看着破碎的瓶子，“我和他的关系正是这样的。”[/p]
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