[7-17]英语小笑话:良好的心愿
[p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher,pawants to know if you like roast pig.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5][/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]I certainly do,said the teacher,and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]Days passed,and nothing more was said about the roast pig.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]Finally the teacher said to the boy:I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]
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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Tahoma][size=5]Yes,said the boy,he did intend to,but the pig got well.[/size][/font][/p] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1081559&ptid=627841]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。[/size][/font][/color][p=23, 2, left]当然啰,老师说,去告诉你父亲,多谢他想着我。[/p][p=23, 2, left]好几天过去了,再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。[/p][p=23, 2, left]最后老师对男孩说:我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。[/p][p=23, 2, left]是啊,孩子说,他是这么想的,可后来猪又没病了。[/p]
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