[7-20]英语小笑话:Dinner is ready 晚饭准备好了
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[color=#000] My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. [/color][/size][/font][font=Verdana][size=5]
[color=#000] I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the l[/color][/size][/font][font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]oud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. [/color]
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[font=Verdana][size=5][color=#000]It's the smoke detector, they replied in unison. [/color][/size][/font]
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[color=#000] Do you know what that sound means? I demanded. [/color][/size][/font]
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[color=#000] Sure, my oldest replied. Dinner's ready.[/color][/size][/font]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]晚饭准备好了[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 我的烧饭手艺向来是家庭笑话的攻击目标。一天晚上，晚餐我准备得有点儿太快了，厨房里充满了烟，结果烟雾探查器报起警来。尽管我的两个孩子都在学校里接受过防火安全训练，可是他们并没有对报警声作出反应。我感到很恼火，满幢房子乱冲寻找他们。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 我在洗澡间找到他们，发现他们正在洗手。我的声音盖过了烟雾警报的嗡嗡声，我叫他们辨别那声音。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “是烟雾探查器，”他们异口同声地说。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “你们知道那声音意味着什么吗？”我责问道。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “当然，”我的大孩子回答道，“晚饭准备好了。” [/font][/color] OW FUN
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