[7-26]英语小笑话:吃醋的妻子 A Jealous Wife
[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6]A Jealous Wife [/size][/font][/color][/align][align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6]
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[align=center][size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, [/font][/color][/size][/align]
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[align=center][size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Great, so now you’ [/font][/color][/size][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]re cheating on me with a bald woman![/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume,[/font][/color][/size][/align]
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[align=center][size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] she yelled again by [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] saying, She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume![/font][/color][/size][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]吃醋的妻子 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家,她没有从他衣服上找到头发,于是大叫:好啊,现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了! [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 第二天晚上,她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味,于是又大叫:她不但是个秃头,而且很穷酸,连香水都不买。[/font][/color]
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