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kobe 发表于 2014-8-1 22:13

[8-2]英语笑话:Bishop Creighton(克莱顿主教)

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[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]Can't you reach up so high?queried the Bishop kindly.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]No, sir, said the small youngster.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]Well, then, let me help you, and the Bishop mountedthe three steps and gave a splendid rattat.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]
[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth.Come on, he yelled,we must boaf run nar.[/size][/font][/p][p=23, 2, left][font=Verdana][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2014-8-1 22:14

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]当克莱顿主教沿着伦敦西区的一个广场走着的时候,他 看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。[/size][/font][/color][p=23, 2, left]你是不是够不到这么高的地方呢?主教好意地问。[/p][p=23, 2, left]是的,先生。那小孩说。[/p][p=23, 2, left]那好,让我来帮你。主教登上那三级台阶,在门上重重扣了几下。[/p][p=23, 2, left]那个小男孩急忙给教士递上一个眼色。快跑,他喊着:我们俩都得跑。[/p]

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