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kobe 发表于 2014-8-21 22:51

[8-22]英语笑话:哪有人能弯腰弯那么低!

[align=center][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#0000ff][b]How could anyone stoop so low[/b][/color][/size][/font][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, Someone just picked my pocket![/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless,[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] except for the one who blurted out, How could anyone stoop so low?[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2014-8-21 22:51

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “有人拿了我的钱包!”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”![/font][/color]

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