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tomson 发表于 2010-6-2 16:51

6月2日笑口常开:landlord is a cow

:qq77] read the joke carefully and then describe the landlord by using a short sentence to gain the score.

There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.

One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow. The landlord was afraid thathis guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said to the servant, "OK, please tell him I'll go there myself in a few minutes."

星期一 发表于 2010-6-2 20:19

No warned, no fault. Person who thinks himself wise is a great fool.

melisa 发表于 2010-6-2 20:35

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself

carl2009 发表于 2010-6-4 22:25

A man should have self-knowledge. Or else he will incur the ridicule of experts.

ewebe007 发表于 2010-6-10 21:43

Oh, really funny

lxl119 发表于 2010-8-12 07:41

lol

lxl119 发表于 2010-8-12 08:13

A man should have self-knowledge or else he will incur the ridicule of experts

傻傻 发表于 2010-8-12 08:53

Though he is not knowledged.he want everyont to know he is .

Danatan 发表于 2010-8-17 20:01

yes,so funny, is the joke write by yourselt? i would like to read more and more joke, and tranfer to more and more person who are feel sad.
Joke is  a good things, it can be let us happy and enjoy.
working and life will bring a lot unhappy to us, how to face it ,and how to let yourself happy every day is very importance.

taoqibao204 发表于 2010-8-18 14:53

The face is important to the landlord

chenxiao 发表于 2011-1-11 21:43

:pig36)

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