[8-26]英语笑话:A Man of Actions 言出必行
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[font=宋体, arial] [/font][font=Trebuchet MS][size=5]A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,[/size]
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[size=5]“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, [/size]
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[size=5]I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed.[/size]
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[size=5]“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.[/size]
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[size=5]“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.[/size]
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Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”[/size]
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He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”[/size][/font]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果系主任不收回他今早对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 突然，一个女孩问道：“系主任对你说什么了，霍波？”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。”[/font][/color]
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