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kobe 发表于 2014-9-2 21:01

[9-3]英语笑话:The Doctor Knows Better 医生懂得多

[align=center][color=#000][font=Trebuchet MS][size=5] A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=Trebuchet MS][size=5] His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[font=Trebuchet MS][size=5][color=#000][align=center]   "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.[/align]


[/color][color=#000][align=center]  Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."[/align]


[/color][color=#000][align=center]  "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"[/align]





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kobe 发表于 2014-9-2 21:01

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”[/size][/font][/color][p=23, 2, left]  医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”
  听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”
  妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”[/p]

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