[9-6]英语笑话:Expensive Advice 昂贵的建议
[p=23, 2, center][size=5]EXPENSIVE ADVICE[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5][/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"For legal services, $50."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]大夫在打发走了一个就健康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。[/size][/font][/color][p=23, 2, left]“你认为我应该向她收费吗？”大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。[/p][p=23, 2, left]“有什么不应该？”律师答道，“你通过提建议提供了职业性服务。”[/p][p=23, 2, left]“谢谢，”大夫说道，“看来我得这么做。”[/p][p=23, 2, left]第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。信中写道：[/p][p=23, 2, left]“请付法律服务费５０美元。”[/p]
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