[9-11]双语笑话:到底谁欠谁钱
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[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=4] A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=4]
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[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=4]The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=4]
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[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=4] The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗？律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写道：咨询费250美元。[/font][/color]
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