[9-17]英语笑话:难以琢磨的女人,吻她吧 不够君子
[p=23, 2, left]If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠[/p][p=23, 2, left]If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦[/p][p=23, 2, left]If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她晚了，女孩特权[/p]页:
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