[9-23]英语笑话:The mean man's party
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[color=#000]cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.[/color][/size][/font][font=Trebuchet MS][size=5]
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[font=Trebuchet MS][size=5][color=#000] When the door open. Push with your foot.″″Why use my elbow and foot?″″Well. Gosh,″ was the reply. ″You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?″[/color][/size][/font]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。[/font][/color]
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