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kobe 发表于 2014-9-25 08:28

[9-25]英语笑话:Gardening Gloves 园艺手套

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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions.[/font][/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I [/font][/color][b]unwrapped(打开)[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] a new pair of gardening glove.[/font][/color][/size]
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kobe 发表于 2014-9-25 08:28

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1092551&ptid=635621]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]


   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]几个月以来,我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指,因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天,我正在干园艺活时,丈夫问我想要什么礼物,我举起双手说:“嗯,你肯定看到了,我的两手都是光光的。”那天晚上,我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物,“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看:里面包着一双园艺手套。[/font][/color]

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