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kobe 发表于 2014-10-7 21:37

[10-8]英语笑话:To be on the Safe Side 保证没走错

[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]   In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the [/font][/color][b]foyer(门厅,大厅)[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] .[/font][/color][/size][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   Yes, but it doesn't really matter.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   It didn't hurt at all.Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.[/size][/font][/color]
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kobe 发表于 2014-10-7 21:37

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]在一家电影院里,一名观众在演出期间站了起来,沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]几分钟后,他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道:对不起,请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?[/font][/color]




[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]是的,不过没什么关系,一点也不疼。噢,不,我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。[/font][/color]

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