[10-11]英语笑话:Two hunters 两个猎人
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[font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.[/color][/font]
[font=宋体, arial]The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.[/font]
[font=宋体, arial]The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead."Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"[/font] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1094874&ptid=637334]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”[/font][/color]
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