[10-15]英语笑话:Secret For a Long Life 长寿秘诀
[font=微软雅黑][size=5][color=#000] A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his [/color][b]porch（门廊）[/b][color=#000] .[/color][/size][/font][color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5] I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5] What's your secret for a long, happy life?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=微软雅黑][size=5] I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?Twenty-six.[/size][/font][/color] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1096056&ptid=638132]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]。[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？二十六。[/size][/font][/color]
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