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kobe 发表于 2014-10-19 22:48

[10-19]英语笑话:Knows Better 医生懂得多

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]A man was hit by a cab in the street. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]He was brought to the hospital. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive.""Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"[/size][/font][/color]

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”[/font][/color]

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