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kobe 发表于 2014-10-24 07:31

[10-24]英语笑话:Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]" What's in your box?" asked the friend.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend."So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.[/size][/font][/color]



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kobe 发表于 2014-10-24 07:32

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。[/font][/color]



[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“一只小猫,”布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。[/font][/color]




[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。[/font][/color]

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