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kobe 发表于 2014-11-3 15:39

[11-3]英语幽默笑话:I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

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[size=5]Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=Simsun][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=Simsun][size=5]"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=Simsun][size=5] Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.[/size][/font][/color]
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kobe 发表于 2014-11-3 15:40

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   [color=#0640][font=Simsun]在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”[/font][/color]

[color=#0640][font=Simsun]“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”[/font][/color][color=#0640][font=Simsun][size=12px]妈妈答道。[/size][/font][/color]




[color=#0640][font=Simsun][size=12px]“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。[/size][/font][/color]

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