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kobe 发表于 2014-11-5 22:25

[11-6]英语笑话:The Bald Guy 指望假发

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[size=5]Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] By the time he had gone completely [/font][/color][b]bald(光秃的)[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] , he decided to cover his bald head with a [/font][/color][b]wig(假发)[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] .[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] He said to his friends, "How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?"[/size][/font][/color]

kobe 发表于 2014-11-5 22:26

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]从前有一个老人,因为年龄的增长,他的头发开始脱落。在彻底变成秃顶之前,他决定弄一顶假发来遮盖秃了的头。[/font][/color]



[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 有一天,他和几个朋友出去玩。一阵大风把他的假发吹掉了。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]朋友们看到后都忍不住大笑起来。 这位秃顶的老人也开始和其他人一样大声地笑了起来。[/font][/color]



[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]他对朋友们说:“连我自己的真头发都不愿留在我的脑门上,我怎么还能指望一顶假发乖乖地在上面呆着呢?”[/font][/color]

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