[11-12]英文笑话:浣熊 Raccoons
[p=23, 2, center][size=6]Raccoons[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]I don't know why she's so concerned, he added. She's been married three times.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[size=5] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我在州政 府鱼类和野生动物部门工作时，负责向居民们出借捕浣熊的装备。[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个人捕获了一只猎物，他打电话来询问浣熊是否终生只有一个伴侣。[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]他说他的女儿担心他们可能拆散了一对终生伴侣。[/font][/color][/size][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#000000]
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[/color][/size][/font][p=23, 2, left][size=5]我不知道她为什么这么关心这事，他补充说，她自己已经结过三次婚了。[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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