[11-13]英语笑话:The Target 靶子
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] My cooking has always been the target of family jokes.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "It's the smoke detector," they replied in unison. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Sure," my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我的烧饭手艺向来是家庭笑话的攻击目标。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一天晚上，晚餐我准备得有点儿太快了，厨房里充满了烟，结果烟雾探查器报起警来。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]尽管我的两个孩子都在学校里接受过防火安全训练，可是他们并没有对报警声作出反应。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我感到很恼火，满幢房子乱冲寻找他们。 我在洗澡间找到他们，发现他们正在洗手。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我的声音盖过了烟雾警报的嗡嗡声，我叫他们辨别那声音。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “是烟雾探查器，”他们异口同声地说。 “你们知道那声音意味着什么吗？”我责问道。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “当然，”我的大孩子回答道，“晚饭准备好了。”[/font][/color]
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