[11-15]英语笑话:Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭
[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=6]Friend for Dinner[/size][/font][/color][/align][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] [size=6]H[/size][size=5]oney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal![/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] I know all that. [/font][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] Then why did you invite a friend for supper? [/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]请朋友吃饭 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “这些我全都知道。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”[/font][/color]
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